Roller skate skinny and the terrible twos
  How can you have everything and nothing to lose
  You and nobody see eye to eye
  You're gonna wake up with a ghost instead of a guy
  
  Bulletin board on the wall of a church
  Soaking up the city from a top-step perch
  You're gonna break down on a midnight date
  Gonna curse this town, you're gonna run late
  
  You're pretty as a penny, roller-skate skinny
  Pretty as a penny, roller-skate skinny
  
  Do you want to meet up at the Pickwood Bowl
  We could knock nine down and leave one in the hole
  Wouldn't be here if the Athenia hadn't sunk
  Or if Dear ol Dad hadn't got so drunk
  
  Every other day is a kick in the shins
  Every other day it's like the day just wins
  But you make it all right, you make it OK
  You make me sorta glad that I waited till today
  
  You're pretty as a penny, roller-skate skinny
  Pretty as a penny, roller-skate skinny
  
  (guitar break)
  
  Roller-skate skinny and the terrible twos
  Two years in and it's time to choose
  Love feels good when it sits right down, puts its feet up on the table it
  Sends a bowl around
  
  Ain't nobody gonna see eye to eye
  With a girl who's only gonna stand collarbone high
  Rain's gonna come in fair-sized drips
  And we're gonna go to heaven wearing paper-hat ships
  
  You're pretty as a penny, roller-skate skinny
  Pretty as a penny, roller-skate skinny
  
  I believe in love, but it don't believe in....
  I believe in love, but it don't believe in me
  I believe in love, but it don't believe in me
  
  (repeat)