Dressed up for a big date
  Like Halloween day but it was Fourth of July now
  A car crash with a suitcase and a painted face
  She was one of a kind
  She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella
  And roller skates in bed
    Crash rides the greyhound from his hometown
  When he comes around 'cause they don't let him drive now
  Mixed up as a milkshake
  But make no mistake
  They're shooting for the stars
    Chorus1:
    You and me
  We're invincible together
  We can be so tragical, whatever
  Dressed up just like ziggy but he couldn't play guitar
  Captain Crash and the beauty queen from mars
    Share a toothpick, trading lipstick
  Watching traffic for days at the diner
  Holding hands, making big plans
  Playing Superman, he was wearing eyeliner
  Another local legend and his longtime lucky charm
    Repeat chorus1
    They're drunk on love as you can get
  Getting high on lust and cigarettes
  Living life with no regrets
  At least they're gonna try to fly
    Chorus2:
    You and me
  We're invincible together
  We can be so tragical, whatever
  We're Sid and Nancy
  Fred and Ginger
  Clyde and Bonnie
  Liz and Richard
  Kurt and Courtney
  Bacall and Bogie
  Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe
  Here's captain crash and the beauty queen from mars