As I did walk by Hampstead Fair
  I came upon Mother Goose -- so I turned her loose --
  she was screaming.
  And a foreign student said to me --
  was it really true there are elephants and lions too
  in Piccadilly Circus?
    Walked down by the bathing pond
  to try and catch some sun.
  Saw at least a hundred schoolgirls sobbing
  into hankerchiefs as one.
  I don't believe they knew
  I was a schoolboy.
    And a bearded lady said to me --
  if you start your raving and your misbehaving --
  you'll be sorry.
  Then the chicken-fancier came to play --
  with his long red beard (and his sister's weird:
  she drives a lorry).
    Laughed down by the putting green --
  I popped `em in their holes.
  Four and twenty labourers were labouring --
  digging up their gold.
  I don't believe they knew
  that I was Long John Silver.
    Saw Johnny Scarecrow make his rounds
  in his jet-black mac (which he won't give back) --
  stole it from a snow man.