Ho, ho, ho, oh, little train, my little elf, another great Christmas.
  Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year,
  so let's have a funky Christmas!
  
  Have a funky funky Christmas, have a funky funky Christmas.
  New Kids On The Block, let's rock, it's Christmas time.
  We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme.
  Danny D, are you ready? - Ready as I'll ever be
  Steady - you know, Joey Joe is ready
  Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on, we got a funky, funky Christmas going on.
  
  Have a funky...
  Funky Christmas and a funky new year, I swear we got ourselves a party here
  Girls on the floor knows our posse at the door
  Should I stop - nah cool - here's more of this song, a funky Christmas melody
  'cause Jordan K feels so Christmasy
  Throw your hands in the air pause, kick the ballistics Santa Claus
  
  Have a funky...
  Sneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve
  I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe
  St. Nick by the fireplace dusting off his head with a frown on his face
  He said hay - said what - he said you - I said what
  He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my butt
  so now I've learned you've got to turn the fireplace down
  so Santa won't get burned
  
  Have a funky...
  
  Have a funky...
  Slipping and sliding through the city streets
  I'll be in town getting down to the Christmas beat
  it's Danny D I'm here with Christmas cheer
  no feeling to end the party of the year
  it's going I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing
  it's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing
  Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing, swinging, everybody start singing
  
  Have a funky....
  
  It's Christmas, can you swing this?
  Funky, dope jam top on your Christmas list, do you dig this?
  Boy, there ain't no twist, just something you wish for and you almost missed huh
  Funky Christmas and a Happy New Year, how could you be booing it
  with Donnie D doing it?
  
  Have a funky....
  
  Ho, ho, ho, this is the MC Santa Claus and my elf little Joe
  Yeah, merry Christmas, merry Christmas, we gonna kick the ballistics
  of our Christmas wishes.