This is a story you haven't heard
  You may not believe it's true
  What happened to this cat called Frozen Fred
  Could happen to me and to you
  Fred had a passion for frozen food
  And TV dinners too
  He hated the merciless summer sun
  The weekly barbecue
  Spends his summer
  In the swimming pool
  Trying desperately to keep it cool
  Girls girls girls [walk?] by <- I suggest : go
  They do not see him
  They don't even try
  They don't even try
  Won't even try
  No one shook hands with Frozen Fred
  His hands were too cold to hold
  Isn't it tragic isn't it sad
  They left him in the cold
  No safari to hot Africa
  He booked a passage to Antarctica
  He's doing well among the esquimoes
  They even gave him one of their igloes
  Igloe oe oe oes, oe oe oe oes
  There's no place in our world today
  For weirdos like Frozen Fred
  They found him one morning cold and still
  So sad Frozen Fred is dead
  No warm day for Frozen Fred
  They've frozen him cold and deep
  So many a century from now
  He might wake up from his sleep