Yeah!
  Slow French kissing with the Dauphin's daughter
  If I fall in love now I'll be floating in Seine
  Plastered in Paris I've had an Eiffel
  Gonna make my escape on the midnight train
  Choo, choo to you - Choo, choo to you - Charting the single
  Schnapping my fingers on an alcoholiday
  Sniff round a Fraulein when I'm scent to Cologne
  All night hotel Liebling make your mark
  Let sugar daddy melt in his home sweet home
  Home is where the heart lies, but if the heart lies
  Where is home, is where the heart lies, but where is home?
  
  Get a pizza the action when I Romeo again
  Chianti see you with me, so just let him wine
  Juliet on the balcony, it's pasta serenade
  Wedding rings, I know when Venice time, Venice time
  To chart the single, to chart the single
  
  Charting the single, charting the single
  
  The chicks are getting cheaper on the not so common market
  Stockpile experience before the blond hairs turn to grey
  Before the blond hairs turn to grey
  I like to train, express myself in the universal language
  Ego on my face in the nicest possible way
  It's absolutely the nicest possible way
  
  Charting the single
  
  I got no clause in my contract, got no shares in my name
  I'm just charting the single in a bachelor's game
  Charting the single
  It's a solo performance on a one way street
  You'll never have the chance again and never again we'll meet
  Charting, charting, charting, charting the single