I) Wide Boy
  Wide boys, wide boys, wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian.
  Wide boys, wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian.
  Wide boys, we were wide boys, born with hearts of Lothian.
  These hearts of Lothian.
  It's six o'clock in the tower blocks,
  The stalagmites of culture shock, (culture shock)
  And the trippers of the light fantastic, bowdown, hoedown
  Spray their pheremones on this perfume uniform.
  And anarchy smiles in the Royal Mile.
  And they're waiting on the Slyboys, flyboys, wideboys.
  Rooting, tooting Cowboys, lucky little ladies at the watering holes.
  They'll score the Friday night goals.
  I was born, with a heart of Lothian.
  I was born, with a heart of Lothian.
  I was born, with a heart of Lothian.
  With a heart of Lothian.
  II) Curtain Call
  And the man from the magazine,
  wants another shot of you all curled up.
  'Cos you look like an actor in a movie shot.
  But you're feeling like a wino in a parking lot.
  How did I get here anyway?
  Do we really need a playback of the show?
  'Cos the wideboys want to head for the watering holes,
  watering holes, watering holes.
  Let's go.
  And the man in the mirror has sad eyes.