A green plastic watering can
  for a fake chinese rubber plant
  in fake plastic earth
  that she bought from a rubber man
  in a town full of rubber plants
  to get rid of itself
  
  it wears her out
  it wears her out
  it wears her out
  it wears her out
  
  she lives with a broken man
  a cracked polysterene man
  who just crumbles and burns
  he used to do surgery
  for girls in the eighties
  but gravity always wins
  
  and it wears him out
  it wears him out
  it wears hm out
  it wears him out
  it wears......
  
  she looks like the real thing
  she tastes like the real thing
  my fake plastic love
  and i can't help the feeling
  i could blow through the ceiling
  if i just turn and run....
  
  and it wears me out
  it wears me out
  it wears me out
  it wears me out
  
  and if i could be who you wanted
  if i could be who you wanted
  all the time
  all the time
  all...