One night, half a dozen tourists met together in Trafalgar Square
  A fourth nights tour on the continent was planned
  And each had his portmento in his hand
  Down the Rhine they ment to have a picnic to Joan siad I must decline
  The boys are being advised by me
  Stay away from Germany
  What's the good of going down the Rhine
  
  CHORUS:
  Let's all go down the strand
  Let's all go down the strand
  I'll be leader, You can march behind
  Come with me and see what you can find
  Let's all go down the strand
  Oh what a happy land
  That's the place for fun and noise
  All amoung the girls and boys
  So let's all go down the strand
  
  One day 5 and 20 convicts
  Satted by their 20 little cells
  The bell then sounded ding-a-ding-a-dong
  To exercise the prisoners came along
  Buggler Ben exclaimed to Jacks The Warden
  To me sir, It's very strange
  The men are tired of going round
  Round and round the same old ground
  I purpose we make a little change
  
  REPEAT CHORUS
  
  Gray crowds gathered round to welcome
  Shackleton returning from the poll
  The Lord Mayor welcomed all the galant crew
  And said my lads, I've got a treat for you
  Come with me, The mansion house awaits you
  A banquet shall be supplied
  But a towering, grumbling mood
  Said we don't want any food
  Then he turned to Shackleton and sighed
  
  REPEAT CHORUS (x2)
  
  
  Long Legged
  
  You know you do not lean before me
  You're just in my head dear can't you see
  I don't want to be with you anymore
  You're just a head dear oh no
  
  CHORUS:
  I look at me long legged me
  I look at me foolish me
  I'm crawling on the floor again
  I'm trying to find my head again
  
  Oh you really don't understand do you?
  No you have not got a fucking clue
  It's not that I don't like you it's not that way
  It's just that I don't understand
  
  The change, it's strange, the change, it's strange
  
  REPEAT CHORUS
  
  Yie! (x14)