I'm royalty throwin' down, so turn up the percussion
  Let me fill you all in to my little introduction
  I'm a micro making sticky by a quarter to three
  Let your girfriend touch my penis and send you out when i please
  Well I'm knockin' my boots and when I'm knockin' my boots
  and when I ...
  Oh Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
  I'm like a zit a wart a cyst a festering boil
  I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
  I'm hingin' on your dream like ...
  I'm the ... cradle turns you out ... been about
  ... whisky ... around you without a doubt
  Kickin' it kick it kick it all the way live
  Sweeter sweeter the sweeter sweeter than a bee hive
  And I'm javin' javin' javin' javin' all that jive
  Livin' live large is the way that I try
  Strong enough for a man but now I'm dazed as a ...
  She's ... as Chutes and Ladders and ... the EQ
  Over ... is ... and too young for ...
  Stuff a turkey I would ... and father it with gravy
  Now I'm mockin' Ultra Man and I hate to ...
  My skin's so damn ... thinkin' something's thats ...
  When it comes to the ladies I prefer the one night's stand
  I'd rather deal a bitch than put my dick in my hand
  Women are the reasons for the biggest complications
  When it comes to wackin' ... you know there is a reservation
  I got a ..ca... like Richard with the school is Michael Knight
  With an attitude ... fly a kite
  Me and KGB and Mike we just don't give a dang
  We're bad ruly gangsters we're the Apple Dumpling Gang
  And like ... chicken I'm finger lickin' it good
  I could tell `em ... as well as I could
  Tastes like blackened coffee ... vanilla ... as the drop
  I said turn the micro... on to the ... like Jimmy Pop
  
  We got ... the night
  Convoy
  We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
  Convoy
  We got ... the night
  Convoy
  We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
  Convoy
  
  He's got a mind like Einstein and hair like Ralph Mouth
  Skippy K's like peanut butter on the roof of your mouth
  My name is Skippy K and I'm the ... back
  And I'll make your heads go spinnin' as if you were smokin' crack
  We picked the point in time to get with some kind of knack
  All of them is wack Jack so ... to the whole pack
  We're in the captain's category, division league of our own
  So if you have to be the ho call us up on the phone
  Once again I'm Skippy K and Bloodhound Gang is my group
  And we'll play you Willie Rogers when we're rhymin a loop
  A loop it loop it loop it bustin' out through the air
  So now you wanna hear some rhymes from my man if you can
  I got my hand in my pocket and my finger's on the trigger
  My pulse is gettin' ... still not gettin' larger
  We boomin' crashin' crashin' boom we're just like the thunder
  What doesn't kill us makes us larger so you better put us under
  Under the sea in an octopus's garden
  ... steal the Bloodhound Gang if we beg to your pardon
  Don't you have to give us ... for our ... screw
  Yeah we should let you ... us and you were standing on our shoes
  But who wouldn't K? Whatcha know is ... ..nny
  We'll give you the moon but we'll make your day sunny
  Stuff it deep inside just like a Jack-in-the-Box
  Ya eatin' bageles and locks and we're out with your socks
  Your socks your socks your slave would have been smarter
  ... too stupid for like you were Jimmy Carter
  
  We got ... the night
  Convoy
  We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
  Convoy
  We got ... the night
  Convoy
  We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
  Convoy
  
  I'm Jimmy Pop y'all I'm Jimmy Pop y'all
  I'm an Alkaseltzer that's right you're a seagull
  Now I'm clearin' up my mess and I'm makin' some space
  For ... Micro Bo Bass
  So don't get me mad or I'll turn loose and ...
  Like I'm built like my skills so get your hands off my ankles
  With black ... hand I'll turn into a Ninja
  Cut you up in seconds like a ...
  Tear me down we're on a Rampage, it never gets by
  Like a ... my laundry ... sirens
  Sleep a day for a week like I'm a Rip Van Winkle
  And I'm only wakin' up when I'm takin' a tinkle
  Jimmy Pop in your mouth like a tuna there are two
  Because there's a rock in my shoe and ... might be you
  (AHHH!)
  (AHHH!)
  (AHHH!)
  (AHHH!)
  So if you try to be me y'all just livin' a lie
  Pack up all your belongings kiss your momma goodbye
  Drive away in a car I'll put a ... in a rap
  ...
  Like the Hardy Boys are makin' noise and ... around the plot
  See everybody overlooked the fact that ... was a Nazi
  ... make the lantern jammy jam and shake the ...
  Yo wanted twin powers ... more ... than ice my breakers
  Now I'm ...
  ... challenge my authority
  `cause being in my presence ... survive
  ...
  ... mic in my hand I will start to ...
  I'm the ruler of the world ... auf nouvedersen
  
  We got ... the night
  Convoy
  We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
  Convoy
  We got ... the night
  Convoy
  We got ... ain't she a beautiful sight?
  Convoy