How many times have you heard
  How many times did you say
  I think I'm going crazy
  You're driving me out of my mind
  We know it's just an expression
  A silly little phrase
  Not the doorbell
  Not a bird call
  Koo koo
  How do you drive someone crazy
  To where he won't find a car
  Maybe we'll find a road map
  I'm sure it's not very far
  We know it's not of this earth
  We take it all in fun
  And so the ding dong
  Do you play ping pong
  Would you
  Trying to get your attention
  Did someone say earth calling you
  Don't say you don't ever mention
  You're hearing more voices than two
  Roasted or raw delicious
  freeze-dried and salted divine
  Was that a
  Are you a
  Are you
  Storms have rearranged the sand
  Millions of years up to now
  Crusaders on a never ending search
  Die for a never ending thirst
  What a fine performance oasis
  Well worth the standing of nations
  Not a mirage
  Not camouflaged
  To you