I wanna f*** a dog in the ass
  He wants to f*** a dog in the ass
  I wanna f*** a dog
  Thats right kids
  
  I tried to f*** your mom in the ass
  tried to f*** your dad in the ass
  Could only find the dog
  And his ass
  
  We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
  We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
  We wanna f*** a dog
  
  I tried to f*** a f***ing pirate in the ass
  Ah me and me first mate the scurvey cur
  Tried to f*** a f***ing pirate
  But I found the dog
  Ah that was no pirate man, that was thy own sister!
  (He was a mexican pirate)
  
  We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
  We wanna f*** a dog in the ass
  Wanna f*** a f***ing dog