I woke up this morning and I felt sick
  There's something inside me
  I felt it kick
  Something's gone wrong
  Something's gone wrong
  I got a bad headache
  I got the shakes
  Nothing seems to sooth this tummy ache
  Could it be so
  No it can't be so
  
  Steven Page is having a baby
  Steven Page is having a baby
  They said boys could never give birth
  
  I´m feeling kinda special that I'm the one
  To bring the world a daughter
  Or maybe a son
  Well either's just fine
  As long as they're mine
  And if it's a boy I'll call him Godon
  And if it's a girl I'll call her Gordon
  I just like the name Gordon
  
  Steven Page is having a baby
  Steven Page is having a baby
  They said boys could never give birth
  
  Steven Page is playing a solo
  Steven Page is playing a solo
  They said Steve could never play jazz
  
  And now it's time for the big morality quiz
  Cause I don't know just who the father is
  But I don't mind because all I want is a baby
  All I want is a kid
  Well maybe it's crazy, it might sound dumb
  But will I be a daddy or will I be mum
  Just call me Steve
  Just call me Steve
  And where will it come out when I give birth
  Should I sell my story, how much is it worth
  You won't belive, you just wouldn't believe
  
  You won´t believe it really
  
  Steven Page is having a baby
  Steven Page is having a baby
  They said boys could never give birth