Beehive hairdo, 45 on the hip
  Patrolwoman Saunders, don't you give her no whip
  Took me to the station for a breathtest
  then back to the bedroom for some house-arrest
  
  CHORUS:
  Women in uniform, sometimes they look so cold
  Women in uniform, but, Oh! They feel so warm
  
  Coming back to London on a 747
  Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven
  Looking up the aisle to see what I could see
  She leaned over said; Give it to me
  
  White apron, brown leather shoes
  The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised
  Gave me a massage, sprained my right
  Now she takes my temperature every night
  
  REPEAT CHORUS
  
  Women in uniform, Women in uniform
  Women in uniform, Women in uniform
  
  Commando raid on the Lebanese border
  Sergeant Anita, she gives the order
  Khaki jacket and a love gun
  Baby, I surrender, let's have some fun
  
  REPEAT CHORUS
  
  SOLO
  
  REPEAT CHORUS
  
  Women in uniform, Women in uniform
  Women in uniform, Women in uniform
  
  Women in uniform, Khaki, white and blue
  Women in uniform, coming after you
  Women, women, Women in uniform
  Women, women, Women in uniform
  
  REPEAT CHORUS (fading away)