You always said that I have multiple personalities
  I bounce around somewhere between my dreams and reality
  So where'd you dig up the audacity to ask me
  How we've all been doing
  Since you broke our hearts
  (Well, so far)
    [Chorus]
  Number 5 just cries a river a minute
  7 wants to tie you up and drown you in it
  Yeah, 14 just wants to say so long, bygones
  32 wants to do things to you that'll make you blush
  10 would key the El Camino that you love so much
  And there ain't nobody wants to mess with 23
  Oh, lucky 4 you tonight I'm just me
    I guess this party's more than your new Barbie bargained for
  She's got you by the sleeve, slowly easing towards the door
  She's probably right, you should be movin' on
  Don't know how long we can behave
  Better have the valet get your car
  ('Cause you know how women are)
    [Repeat Chorus]
    [Bridge]
  Forgiveness is the key
  According to my shrink
  But, it's not just up to me
  (I don't know girls, what d'ya think?)
    [Repeat Chorus 3x]
    [Fade]