Big fake snowflakes hanging from the streetlights
  Marshmallow children bundled up so tight
  Short fuses, long lines, so much for a silent night
  Then, magically we all wake up (Once a year we all wake up)
  And find ourselves here in our own -
    [Chorus]
  Tinseltown
  Where everything glitters
  Tinseltown
  All sparkle and shimmer
  Look around and see the brightest stars come out
  In Tinseltown, in Tinseltown
    There King manger scene, glowing on the front lawn
  Ladies auxiliary butchering "The Christmas Song"
  Quarters in the kettle of the gin-jolly Santa Claus
  Then, magically we all wake up (Once a year we all wake up)
  And find ourselves here in our own -
    [Repeat Chorus]
    So where's the -
    Batteries, it's Christmas Eve, assembly is required
  Can't get the kids to sleep, sugar's got them wired
  Finally around midnight (all is calm, all is bright)
  Then, magically we all wake up (Once a year we all wake up)
  And find ourselves here in our own -
    [Repeat Chorus Twice]
    Tinseltown
  Tinseltown, Tinseltown
  Tinsel all the way