I tried to break into your house on Friday night
  I got attacked by your big dog
  I tried to play my guitar at your window side
  Your mother said it was her room
    I didn't know it [x4]
    I left my phone off of the hook one Friday night
  You got pissed off and called my friend
  I tried all week to figure why we had a fight
  What did i say that wasn't right?
    I didn't know it [x4]
    Why don't you be my one and only friend
  Why don't you be my sidekick
  You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
  You be Paul and i'm Letterman
    I waited for you once to pick me up from work
  You never showed and i was stuck
  I left a message with your dad that i came by
  He said you had another guy
    I didn't know it [x4]
    Why don't you be my one and only friend
  Why don't you be my sidekick
  You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
  You're Yoko Ono, I'm John Lennon
    Why don't you be my one and only friend
  Why don't you be my sidekick
  You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
  You be Marie and Donnie Osman
    Why don't you be my one and only friend
  Why don't you be my sidekick
  You be Robin and i'll try to be Batman
  You're Emmit Smith and i'm Troy Aikman