I'm not who you think I am
  And I think you could use a head exam
  And I know I'm not always right
  But how can we make babies
  If you won't spend the night
  Just because I live like an animal
  [Chorus:]Room smells like a petting zoo
  Sometimes I go pee in the shower
  Does not mean I don't love you
  Not me not me:no no no
  Not me not me
  Maybe all your friends were right
  One look at me no more appetite
  And maybe you'll give me a chance
  I'd take you out to dinner
  But I can't find my pants
  [Chorus]
  Not me not me:no no no
  Not me not:no no no
  Nobody knows nobody knows
  [Chorus]
  Love you, a hole bunch of times