Now I've been workin at this company for three years,
  You think by then that I'd earned some respect.
  But the company is run by high corporate fagots.
  Who're only interested in gaining more profit.
  And when I thought I wasn't getting my fair share,
  And I asked for a bigger cut of the wealth,
  They just told me to think again,
  And said that they could find someone else.
    Employer's market nah they don't give a shit.
  Still at this company for the fourth year
  Guess I'm too lazy to find a better job.
    Maybe I'll see if k-marts' still hirin,
  Or get an application at Jack-in-the-Box.
  And when I got caught out to lunch early,
  I got a lecture for 10 min long and then he fired me right there at 1:30.
  That's what inspired me to write this song.