Let me introduce you to the gang
  Johnny plays the sitar, he's an existentialist
  Once he had a name, now he plays our game
  You won't feel so good now that you've joined the gang
  Molly is the model in the ads
  Crazy clothes and acid full of soul and crazy hip
  Someone switched her on, then her beam went wrong
  Cause she can't switch off, now that she's joined the gang
  Arthur is a singer with a band
  Arthur drinks two bottles just before he goes on stage
  Look at Arthur rave, all the kids are paid
  They want to see the croaking man who joined the band
  You won't be alone, we've all got beery grins
  It's a big illusion but at least you're in
  At least you're in
  This club's called The Webb, it's this month's pick
  Next month we shall find a place where prices aren't so stiff
  15 bob a coke, 'fraid that's past a joke
  This is how to spend now that you've joined a gang
  This is what to do now that you're here
  Sit round doing nothing all together very fast
  Psychedelic stars, throwing down cigars
  They're picking up the joints now that they've joined the gang