Like to take a cement fix
  Be a standing cinema
  Dress my friends up
  just for show
  See them as they really are
  Put a peephole in my brain
  Two New Pence to have a go
  I'd like to be a gallery
  Put you all inside my show
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  Andy Warhol looks a scream
  Hang him on my wall
  Andy Warhol, Silver Screen
  Can't tell them apart at all
    Andy walking, Andy tired
  Andy take a little snooze
  Tie him up when he's fast asleep
  Send him on a pleasant cruise
  When he wakes up on the sea
  Be sure to think of me and you
  He'll think about paint
  and he'll think about glue
  What a jolly boring thing to do
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