The town in Georgia's got a law on the books
  Says if we all got guns then we won't have crooks
  Now what could make them think that way?
  What could make them act that way?
    They're just right wing pigeons from outer space
  Sent here to destroy the human race
  They don't give a damn about you or me
  They just buy guns and watch TV
  Let's go!
    The lady in Detroit owns a can of mace
  Got pissed at my brother so she sprayed it in his face
  Now what could make her think that way?
  What could make her act that way?
    She's just a right wing pigeon from outer space
  Sent here to destroy the human race
  She don't give a damn about you or me
  She just buys guns and watches TV
    The man in the White House who just don't care
  He starves little kids and he dyes his hair
  Now what could make him think that way?
  What could make him act that way?
    He's just a right wing pigeon from outer space
  Sent here to destroy the human race
  He don't give a damn about you or me
  He just buys guns and watches TV
  Go!