I met you in the third grade
  I didn't know that you liked lemonade
  I met you another year later
  You wore a red sweater with an alligator
  We chased the ice cream truck across the street
  And I thought you seemed kind of neat
  We held hands as we walked to the swings in the park.
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  You're my girl
  I'm your man
  I don't care if we live in a garbage can
  I'm your man
  You're my gal
  I'm so glad that we are pals.
    You're not fat
  You don't smell bad
  You're always smiling
  Never sad
  I bet you take a shower every day
  Hey hey hey hey hey.
    But then when I saw you
  Playing soccer with your friends
  I knew that day
  Our love would never end.
  And this whole time
  It blows my mind
  Oh well whatever
  We're so good together
  When you marry me
  You'll be my wife.
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    I'm in love, its great
  See you again - can't wait
  There's so much to do
  You're such a pretty girl
  We'll travel 'round the world
  To see this love through.
    And if you ever went away from me
  I would cry
  I would fall down on one knee
  And I would pray
  Yes I would pray
  That you would come back
  To me someday....
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    Oh well, whatever
  You and me
  and that red sweater
  Oh well, whatever
  You and me
  And that red sweater
  Are go!