Everyday when I get in my car
  It's a Honda, you know
  I sit on down but I don't get too far
  You wanna know why?
  'Cuz I've gotta reach down
  And scratch an itch
  In an area, an area
  That's so sensitive
  So I do a
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  Pinch and Roll [x2]
  (Everybody do a) Pinch and Roll [x2]
  (If you're itchy do a) Pinch and Roll [x2]
  (We don't scratch, we do a) Pinch and Roll [x2]
    So if you've got a problem
  You know what to do
  Whether you're watching TV
  Or sniffing airplane glue
  Which we don't do
  Now the girls don't know
  But us guys we all know
  How to do a little dance
  We call the Pinch and Roll
  And we do the
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    (Untranslatable nonsense, a sorry attempt at toasting)
  (Complete jabber in a terrible Jamaican accent)
    Pick it up
  Now if you've got a rash
  Or a minor glitch
  Stick your hands on down
  And give yourself a big pinch
  Then you roll it around
  Around and round it goes
  But after you're done
  Make sure you know where it goes
  Not in your nose!
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