Wooden Jesus
   Where are you from
   Korea or Canada
   Or maybe Taiwan
   I didn't know it was the Holy Land
   But I believed from the minute
   The check left my hand
   And I pray
   Can I be saved
   I spent all my money
   On a future grave
   Wooden Jesus
   I'll cut you in
   On twenty percent of my future sin
   I'll cut you in
  
   Porcelain Mary
   Her majesties pure
   Looking for virgin territory
   Coat hanger halos don't come cheap
   From television shepherds
   With living room sheep
   And I pray
   Can I be saved
   I spent all my money
   On a future grave
   Wooden Jesus
   I'll cut you in
   On twenty percent of my future sin
   I'll cut you in
   Cut you in
  
   Wooden Jesus
   Where are you from
   Korea or Canada
   Or maybe Taiwan
   I didn't know it was the Holy Land
   But I believed from the minute
   The check left my hand
  
   Can I be saved
   I spent all my money
   On a future grave
   Wooden Jesus
   I'll cut you in
   On twenty percent of my future sin
   I'll cut you in
   I'll cut you in
   I'll cut you in
   I'll cut you in
   I'll cut you in
   I'll cut you in