She's independent
   She's a modern woman
   She needs no prompting
   On her should 'n' shouldn't
   It's always bosses
   Who wish that she wouldn't
   Files in the cabinet so neatly numerical
   Makes all the clients so neatly alphabetical
   Turn of 21
   She's looking at the map
   Looking at her watch
   Bags on the rack
   It seems like she's there at the top
  
   There for her service
   Comfy red Granada
   Up to the midlands
   With a taped Sinatra
   Plans all the hotels
   And the airplane charters
   Found under covers with some representative
   The deal is effected but still only tentative
  
   Shorthands a letter
   Heading on the paper
   Slimline her lunchbreak
   Will it ever make her
   Slender and modern
   So all the men will take her
   Back to the mirror in the Empress Hotel
   Where the businessman smiles and the object is sell