Oh the room goes quiet at the mention of her name
   As her face comes back to haunt you once again
   And the rumour's going 'round she's with another guy
   Don't worry, all of the damage is done
   No reason to tell her 'Get outta here'
   She's in a party of one
   And one is such an unhappy number
   (Chorus)
   I wonder why she came
   Everywhere there's thunder
   Sure you're gonna find some rain
   I wonder why you play the game
   Oh that spell you're under
   Maybe she's your ball and chain
   All I see is a girl who's having to pretend
   And I’d tell her 'have a heart'
   If she had a heart to mend
   Don't worry, all of the damage is done
   No reason to tell her “Get outta here”
   She's in a party of one
   And one is such an unhappy number
   (repeat chorus)
   Don't worry, poor little rich girl have fun
   Her jealousy fears you're the stronger one
   Maybe tomorrow won't come
   And one is such an unlucky number
   I wonder why she came
   Everywhere there's thunder
   Sure you're gonna find some rain
   I wonder why you play the game
   Oh that spell you're under
   Maybe she's your ball and chain